My friend is on the rebound and he wanted my help for making new connections. Luckily for him, I was just at a bus station and had enough time to write down his name, phone number and address on the bathroom door.
When I’m out with my straight male friends and a girl approaches to chat them up, I like to bark at them “I’M HIS WIFE!”
I enjoy racing in video games because bad driving in Grand Theft Auto never ends with me having to replace my elderly neighbor’s cat
My friend who’s gay went to the local community center. Stumbling into the wrong class where Islamic Fundamentals for Beginners was in session, he panicked. Awkward and out of place at first, both parties soon found common ground in that neither liked women and both preferred men on top.
Today, a co-worker said she couldn’t take any more clothes from the fitting room because she still had to do two tables (by folding piles of shirts) in her area.
What I didn’t get to say was: “Big deal! I have to do my cousin when I get home.”